lmao for my “outstanding academic achievement” at an expensive private school i’m being ask to pay 60 dollars to join the national society of high school scholars

no, and also no

deuxgami:

if you dont think celestia ludenburg is at all tragic i dont know what to tell you

no if you dont think celestia ludenberg is tragic i know exactly what to tell you: fuck right off

I’m living in the future so the present is my past

My presence is a present, kiss my ass

desertcolossus:

literary picspams → a midsummer night’s dream by william shakespeare

love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
and therefore is winged cupid painted blind.

for the solstice i’m going to purify the heck out of my house and mayyyyybe do a big binding spell if i feel up to it and do some astral travel that night

i’m going to hike up to the top of mount greylock for the super moon and i actually have no idea what i’ll do at that point probably just. commune with the land or something

antiblossom:

just a reminder:

the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the longest day of the year and when the sun is at its most powerful (the height of summer)

the Super Moon is June 23rd - its when the moon is closest to the Earth, more than any other time and is 5 times bigger than usual

don’t miss ‘em! ♡

my fucking bat post got on one of those funniest posts blogs

it is now time for me to leave the internet forever

meowbat:

My Tumblr Crushes:

1. zealotarchaeologist (20%)
2. steampunkcock (9%)
3. dad-rock-davos (9%)
4. lo-db (8%)
5. tramampoline (8%)
6. thechosenjuan (6%)
7. gorikyy (5%)
8. zeteticrotary (4%)
9. thewaywardvagabooty (3%)

OH,

bow before me

avocadno:

does my lack of motivation and life purpose turn you on